I love Sean Avery...

....I'd love to sop his Gucci Man-Purse with my pee. What a D-Bag! What possibly are you accomplishing by doing what he is doing? Fight someone! Go out & change the pace of the game with a good fight. Hit someone! Create an opportunity for one of the great forwards that you play with! But NO...Sean has to get press & be labeled the bad guy. And why isn't Gary Bettman suspending him for the chop on Crosby in the first, the spear to Fleury AND the samurai swing to Laraque's head AFTER the whistle!? Gary Bettman...do you really want all of the press for the NHL playoffs going to Sean"D-Bag" Avery!? You have some of the best players in the world playing right now in one series; the penguins are SIX AND ZERO in the playoffs! How about some press for the best young stars in the NHL since the Oilers of Gretzky, Messier, Fuhr! Gary Bettman, Sean Avery is your NHL poster boy right now; shame on you.

Aside dating one of the Olson twins or both AND trying his hand at fashion...he's still a douche.
Sean, spare us please...we want to watch hockey.